Mmm Cheese
In my quest to become the cheapest person on earth (read: "thrifty"), I decided not to pay for overpriced cheese that is already sliced. Instead, I thought that in the long run it will be cheaper to buy a block of cheese and a cheese slicer. I did this and after using the slicer, I washed it and put it in the drying rack.
The next day, Rex came to me holding the slicer and asked what it was. I told him it was a cheese slicer and he said that is what his father thought it was. But none of the three of them knew how it worked (Rex's mother included). They wanted a demonstration. So I went into the kitchen and with an interested audience of three, I cut the cheese. They were impressed with my abilities.
(I know Jonathon in particular will be proud of this part of my quest.)
4 Comments:
You just can't pay for that kind of intertainment.
I know I misspelled the word “Entertainment” in the previous post. However; if I didn’t misspell something every now and then Sean wouldn’t know it was really me.
See, if you had just listened to me earlier you could have been a much thriftier person earlier in your life!
Thanks John, that's how I knew that your comment here was authentic.
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