Sunday, October 02, 2005

Canadian Pizza

Wandering through the grocery store last week I stumbled upon a pizza with the enchanting title "Canadian Pizza." Convinced that this was some sort of ingenious marketing scam, I was immediately hooked. The box touts the topping list as "Pepperoni, Beef topping with soya, Italian sausage, Canadian cheddar, Bacon."

What bunk!

I later found out that Second Slice Pizza on Douglas Street (highly recommended) sells a Canadian pizza that has the correct ingredients: bacon, pepperoni, and mushrooms. You may like your New York or Chicago pizzas, but we'll have none of that. Yessir, 31 million people all prefer bacon, pepperoni, and mushrooms.

3 Comments:

At 9:10 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

If there were no mushrooms that would be a tasty pizza, but alas those crazy Canadians have once again gotten it almost, though not completely, right.

 
At 12:49 PM, Blogger Anders said...

You don't like mushrooms?!

::shakes head in dissapointment::

 
At 4:35 PM, Blogger Sean said...

Actually, I don't like mushrooms either. Thus, I was [more] pleased with the one I actually purchased.

 

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